shaxaphone:

lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

what the fuck is cackling

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

"

There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

"

(via bl-ossomed)

"I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am."

Epiphany.  (via senyahearts)